All I really need is love,but a little candy now and then,doesn’t hurt.
7 billion people 7 billion faces
I don’t know the question,but sex is definitely the amswer.
I swear to god I won’t stop until you’re shaking.
Lazy people fact #19909845677256 You were too lazy to read that number.
Laughter has no foreign accent.
Those of you who think you know everything,are really beginning to annoy those of us who do.
The Earth, without Art, is just Eh.
The first thing you should know about me is that I’m not you.A lot more will make sense after that.
Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can’t tell anyone about.
I’m nice.Until you give me a reason not to be.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal,but it gets boring so I go back,to being myself.
I’m like 10 people packed into one body.Spin the wheel motherfuckers!
Picturing you naked is the most productive thing I’ve done all day.
When I was a kid,I wanted to be older…This shit is not what I expected.
Hey you..yes you..smile more…you look good when you smile…You will have a good day!
Don’t tust too much,don’t love too much,don’t care too much.Because that ‘too much’ will hurt you so much!