Candy

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All I really need is love,but a little candy now and then,doesn’t hurt.



7 billion

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7 billion people 7 billion faces



Sex

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I don’t know the question,but sex is definitely the amswer.



Boundaries

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Be kind and full of love…but have boundaries like a motherfucker.



Specific

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All my life,I always wanted to be somebody.Now I see that I should have been more specific.



Hilarious

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I try not to laugh at my own jokes,but we all know I’m hilarious.



I swear

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I swear to god I won’t stop until you’re shaking.



Lazy people

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Lazy people fact #19909845677256 You were too lazy to read that number.



Laughter

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Laughter has no foreign accent.



Annoy

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Those of you who think you know everything,are really beginning to annoy those of us who do.



Art

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The Earth, without Art, is just Eh.



I’m not

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The first thing you should know about me is that I’m not you.A lot more will make sense after that.



Moments

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Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can’t tell anyone about.



I’m nice

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I’m nice.Until you give me a reason not to be.



Sometimes

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Sometimes I pretend to be normal,but it gets boring so I go back,to being myself.



Spin the wheel

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I’m like 10 people packed into one body.Spin the wheel motherfuckers!




Productive thing

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Picturing you naked is the most productive thing I’ve done all day.




Kid

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When I was a kid,I wanted to be older…This shit is not what I expected.




Hey you

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Hey you..yes you..smile more…you look good when you smile…You will have a good day!




Don’t

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Don’t tust too much,don’t love too much,don’t care too much.Because that ‘too much’ will hurt you so much!



Butt cheek

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What did one butt cheek say to the other?Together we can stop this shit.



Follow

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Follow your brain.Your heart is an idiot.



Stuck

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Stuck in a generation where loyalty is just a tattoo,love is just a quote,and lying is the new truth.